Info About Us and Da Home

Right, well, it wouldn't bloody well be a home page without information about the people who decided to put it up, now would it? After all, everyone knows that we cyberpeople are concieted and love to hear about ourselves; that's why we invented counters and home pages, right? Of course it is! So now's the time for us to be concieted and tell you about us and our Home. Ready or not, here goes.........!

People Info

• Name: Craig A Canfield
• Title: Resident Amazing Guy
• Vital Stats:
  • b 06/09/80
  • d Not Applicable
  • Height: 6'1"
  • Weight: 130lbs
• Personal Quote: "That's not very nice."
• Favourite Quote: "Life Goes On."-- A very wise person

• Name: Dustin B Earhart
• Title: Resident Kung Fu Guy
• Vital Stats:
  • b 02/20/80
  • d Day After Tomorrow
  • Height: 5'9"
  • Weight: 155lbs
• Personal Quote: "Oh, I see, you're a bastard."
• Favourite Quote: "He who knows others, and knows himself, will never meet defeat in a hundred battles."-- Sun Tzu

We cannot display this picture for fear of the law finding him...

• Name: James R Foulks
• Title: Resident Short Guy
• Vitla Stats:
  • b 09/21/80
  • d We Hope Not
  • Height: 5'7"
  • Weight: 130lbs
• Personal Quote: "Gimme a ROCK!"
• Favourite Quote: "But, Master, even a monkey would die!"-- Jackie Chan

• Name: Jesse M Hill
• Title: Resident Tall Guy
• Vital Stats:
  • b 09/28/80
  • d We're Not Sure
  • Height: 6'2"
  • Weight: 155lbs
• Personal Quote: "What the hell's THIS bastard doin'?!?"
• Favorite Quote: "There's a joy in insanity that none but madmen know"-- A madman

We're working on getting one of him, too.

• Name: Shelton J Smalls
• Title: The Guy That Sleeps on the Couch
• Vital Stats:
  • b 01/12/80
  • d Not Since We Last Checked
  • Height: 5'10 1/2"
  • Weight: 240lbs
• Personal Quote: "If it doesn't affect me directly, don't worry about it!"
• Favourite Quote: "I will not give that order"-- "The Rock"

Contact Info

Da Home address:
Apt 7-A Pacer Downs
Aiken SC 29801
USA

Da Home phone:
(803)502-2424

Our collective e-mail:
[email protected]

If you are experiencing serious problems with this page, or any links which it may contain, and would like to directly contact the Webmaster, e-mail Craig at [email protected]. I'll get back to you as soon as I get the time.

If you would like to register a complaint about the tone of this page, or the content of it, please be directed to our COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. Things will be taken care of.

Now that you know more about us, give us time to get things constructed properly and come back to visit every once in a while, hm? Until then, pop back out to the Da Home page and see if we changed anything while you weren't looking.